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Blogger says girls with anorexia make great cheap dates, gets hammered as rapist, etc.

November 29, 2013

“Tuthmosis,” a blogger for Return of Kings, posted an entry titled “5 Reasons To Date a Girl With An Eating Disorder,” that so was obviously tongue-in-cheek that it made Tuthmosis’ face look like a lollipop. Here they are:

1. Her obsession over her body will improve her overall looks.

A girl who spends inordinate mental and physical energy on her looks is rarely fat. If you were to get into a long-term relationship with one of these girls, she’s also less likely to become complacent about her physique over time.

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2. She costs less money.

You can go out to nice restaurants and order take-out with the confidence that your expense on her will be minimal. In most cases, she’ll get a small dish–like a side salad–or just eat a little bit of whatever communal dishes you order. If you’re a hungry bastard, you can even finish off her plate. “Are you going to finish that?”

3. She’s fragile and vulnerable.

The case has repeatedly and persuasively been made that an inflated ego and an unearned high self-esteem are among the most unattractive traits in a girl. You-go-girlist “confidence”—grounded in little more than years of being told she’s a unique and special snowflake for no other reason than she was born female—renders a woman into an insufferable turd who thinks the world revolves around her.

An eating disorder often translates into the direct opposite: a girl who’s modest, fragile, and vulnerable. Instead of having to constantly wrestle with a difficult and obnoxious girl, you’ll be dealing with a tastefully insecure girl, who’s eager to please, and wants nothing more than your approval.

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4. Probably has money of her own.

They aren’t too many poor girls with eating disorders. These girls come from money, and often continue to wield that spending power right into their adulthoods. Her instinct to please you will translate into her picking up tabs, coming to your door not empty-handed, or buying you little gifts.

5. She’s better in bed.

It’s a well-known fact that crazy girls are exceptional in the sack. A girl with an eating disorder has just the right cocktail of pent-up insecurity, neuroses, and daddy issues to ensure that your whole building knows every time you’re beating it up.

But as we all know, feminists have NO sense of humor. So the upshot is this:

The writer, who has not revealed his real name, says he receives daily threats of death, ‘violence’ and ‘mutilation’.

Critics have accused him of being a woman-hater and commentators have speculated on his penis size and whether he is a virgin.

In an interview with BuzzFeed‘s Ryan Broderick, he says he is also regularly described as a rapist.

My own feeling about girls with eating disorders is that they fall into a category of obnoxious food weirdos: vegetarians, vegans, the “gluten-intolerant’ (except for the tiny cohort of people who have genuine celiac problems),” “Paleo diet” people (sorry, but real Stone Age people didn’t eat steak; they ate bugs, mammoth carcasses, walrus blubber, and other revolting protein and fat sources), “cleansers,” and anyone on a crash weight-losing regimen, such as lemon juice and cayenne pepper or 10 fruits and 10 vegetables a day (this is a real crash diet that a friend of mine went on!). I don’t want to break bread (sorry, gluten-intolerant!) with about 99 percent of these insufferable carrot-wavers, although I make exceptions for a few otherwise nice people in those groups. But mostly I can’t take the lectures, the self-righteousness, and the disapproving looks I get for tucking into a nicely breaded pork chop.

But wouldn’t you rather have tofurkey for Thanksgiving than have to spend thirty seconds with a feminist? I’ll take an anorexic any day.

h/t: Alpha Game

Posted by Charlotte Allen

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