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Forget the acne: “Average Barbie” manufacturer glams up the product to actually sell dolls

November 30, 2014
Lammily the prototype: meh hair, manjaw, ugly swimsuit
Lammily Doll
Actual Lammily for sale: Average is over!
Because the “average” 19-year-old actually has shampoo model-quality waist-length hair and Bambi eyes. Note the glam cutoffs and glimpse of bare midriff as well.
I guess Lammily’s designer realized that he actually had to sell dolls to little girls instead of making feminists feel better.
I predict that Lammily 2.0 will look like this:
Posted by Charlotte Allen
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