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Brits ban spanking and caning from porn–but isn’t that the way the Brits always have sex?

December 3, 2014

There will always be an England:

The Board has strict policies on material which combines sexual detail with activity which is illegal, harmful, abusive, or involves a lack of consent or the infliction of pain or injury

We can’t go on like this, Petunia

BRITISH bondage enthusiasts may need to look overseas for their fetish fix.

UK censors have amended the 2003 Communications Act to ban these sex acts from British-produced porn:

— Spanking

— Caning

— Aggressive whipping

— Penetration by any object “associated with violence”

— Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

— Urolagnia (known as “water sports”)

— Female ejaculation

— Strangulation

— Facesitting

— Fisting

Authorities consider the final three acts potentially “life-endangering”.

OK, so now how about re-banning Lady Chatterly’s Lover–certainly the most hilarious piece of bad Brit porn ever?

h/t: Kathy Shaidle

Posted by Charlotte Allen

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4 Comments
  1. Reblogged this on galesmind and commented:
    hahahahahha oh dear a couple of Brits I have seen on Facebook will be quite annoyed.

  2. Tony Blair permalink

    “Brits ban spanking and caning from porn–but isn’t that the way the Brits always have sex?”

    No it isn’t obviously, what kind of retard are you? From a country founded by the British perhaps?

    “UK censors have amended the 2003 Communications Act to ban these sex acts from British-produced porn:”

    No they haven’t you idiot. Material featuring such acts requite PROOF OF AGE from the viewer.

    Why copy paste nonsense?

  3. Lastango permalink

    I’m in favor of banning Brit porn altogether. It’s lamentable rubbish.

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