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My adorable, deplorable you: Hillary Clinton launches her future as a Tin Pan Alley lyricist

September 12, 2016

From my latest blog post for the Independent Women’s Forum:

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The Incomparable Hill-degarde battles pneumonia to celebrate the electorate.

 

You’re deplorable.

Everything you do is horrible.

You’re the bull who makes matadors gore-able.

My adorable, deplorable you.

 

You’re deplorable.

You’re “show him the door”-able.

You’re the hovel they all call eyesore-able.

My adorable, deplorable you.

 

You’re deplorable.

Your few good traits are ignorable.

You perform, but you’re never encore-able.

My adorable, deplorable you.

 

You’re deplorable.

As a drink, you wouldn’t be pourable.

As an apple, you wouldn’t be core-able

As a rowboat, you’re not even oar-able.

And in fact, you’re downright abhorable.

My adorable, deplorable basket-case, you.

 

Read the whole thing here.

Posted by Charlotte Allen

 

 

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One Comment
  1. Patrick Hadley permalink

    Bravissima!

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