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Celebrities vow to leave America on Trump win–and I’m happy to chip in on their air fare

November 9, 2016

From my latest blog post for the Independent Women’s Forum:

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Cyrus with favorite muscle–uh, when did you say your one-way flight to Mars was?

I’m making a list and checking it twice.

And it’s a long one, according to Hollywood Life before the polls closed yesterday:

“All around Hollywood, bags are packed and ready to go in case Donald Trump clinches the presidency…”

At the top of the list (and everybody’s list for bidding adios to America permanently, please) is…Miley Cyrus:

“Miles wants NOTHING to do with Donald. She’s repeatedly made posts about how dangerous and offensive he is (even calling him a ‘f*cking nightmare’), but her hated for him reached it’s peak when she said she would ‘move out da country’ if he won.

Second prize: Miley and her tongue stay right here in the USA.

But we also have:

“Lena Dunham. Let’s not pretend we’re even surprised by this. She said she ‘loves’ Canada and would ‘100 percent’ move there if necessary….

“Jon Stewart. ….Now that he doesn’t have a show tying him to America, he doesn’t mind leaving. “I’m getting in a rocket and going to another planet,” he told People. “Because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers.”

“Cher. Cher is a powerful woman, so of course she’s supporting another powerful woman! ‘IF HE WERE TO BE ELECTED, IM MOVING TO JUPITER….’…

“Barbra Streisand. Babs love Hillary, and she said she wouldn’t hesitate to bail and run to Canada if Hil doesn’t take the W on Nov. 8.”

Read the whole thing here.

Posted by Charlotte Allen
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One Comment
  1. Lastango permalink

    “They’re finding out now that no Christmas is coming!”

    “They’re just waking up! I know just what they’ll do!”

    “Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,
    Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry BooHoo!”

    “That’s a noise,” grinned the Grinch, “That I simply MUST hear!”

    So he paused. And the Grinch put his hand to his ear…

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