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“C’est moi!” Sir Pierre Delecto rides into Camelot from Utah to slay the dragon Orange Man Bad

October 21, 2019
Sen. Mitt Romney looks wide-eyed at the camera
Photo: Slate/Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images
A knight of Delecto should be invincible
Succeed on Twitter where Lil Marco would fail
Climb a wall no one else can climb
Cleave an Orange Man Bad in record time
Swim a moat in a coat of heavy Bain mail
No matter the pain, he ought to be unwinceable
Impossible deeds should be his daily fare
But where in the world, is there in the world
A man so extraordinaire?
Just call me Pierre
C’est moi, c’est moi, I’m forced to admit
‘Tis I, I humbly reply
That mortal who these marvels can do
C’est moi, c’est moi, ’tis I
I’ve lost just once in battle or game
I’m simply the best by far
When tweets are crossed, it’s always the same
One blow and au revoir
Posted by Charlotte Allen

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