Take that, “creepy weirdos” of the GOP! Florida-vacationing AOC tops photo of herself lunching with sockless boyfriend with photo of herself canoodling with underpants-less Bill Porter

Image: U.K. Daily Mail

That fun-loving AOC is at it again!

We know that nothing interferes with the Dem congresswoman’s idea of a good time than those dumb old New York City covid restrictions: the masks, the vax mandates, the rest of the joy-killers that have New Yorkers huddling terrified inside their apartments.

So she bolted her icy and fear-ridden home city as soon as she could for a New Year’s weekend vacation in freedom-loving Florida, where sunshine, palmettos, and bans on mandates abound.

But–oops!–while the real Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez loves nothing so much as a good time, the public-persona Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is something of a…coronavirus stiff. Here she is pulling a long face on Twitter when Texas dropped its mask mandate in March 2021:

Repealing the mask mandate now endangers so many people, especially essential workers & the vulnerable.

So when AOC showed up in a photo of her maskless self lunching in Miami with boyfriend (and Prince Harry clone) Riley Roberts, much laughter ensued. Especially when former Trump advisor Steve Cortes noted that the center of the photo consisted of shorts-clad Roberts’s sockless man-toes as he sat across the table from AOC. Cortes tweeted:

Her guy is showing his gross pale male feet in public (not at a pool/beach) with hideous sandals.

Well! Our AOC didn’t like that! So she responded:

If Republicans are mad they can’t date me they can just say that instead of projecting their sexual frustrations onto my boyfriend’s feet,” she tweeted, adding “Ya creepy weirdos.” She added, “It’s starting to get old ignoring the very obvious, strange, and deranged sexual frustrations that underpin the Republican fixation on me, women, & LGBT+ people in general. These people clearly need therapy, won’t do it, and use politics as their outlet instead. It’s really weird.”

Then she took action: Hey Republicans, if you don’t like sockless bare feet on one of my guys, how about an underpants-less bare crotch? So the very next day or so of her Florida vacation AOC headed out to what’s been described as a Miami drag bar to have herself photographed in the arms of purse-clutching actor Billy Porter wearing, um, nothing underneath his orange-printed flyaway caftan. Scroll down to the photo of the two embracing for a selfie in this U.K. Daily Mail story. Fortunately a shadow–or maybe the efforts of a Daily Mail photo editor–blots out the fine details of what Porter is putting on full display while AOC…looks up at the sky and seemingly pretends to be focused on something else.

At this point you might be asking yourself: Who’s the “creepy weirdo” now?

But you’ve got to admit this: A bare man-crotch trumps bare man-toes any old day.

Posted by Charlotte Allen