Science wiz Sarah Jeong’s “exceptional” writing on tech: Whites “genetically” predisposed to live groveling underground

From the New York Times:

We hired Sarah Jeong because of the exceptional work she has done covering the internet and technology at a range of respected publications….[W]e are confident that she will be an important voice for the editorial board moving forward.

And the Harvard-educated Jeong has already proved that she can do that “exceptional work”! Look at some of her sterling past coverage of internet and technology issues for that respected publication, Twitter:

For example, here’s an excerpt from Jeong on the “new golden age of television,” the hundreds of bold and often high-quality series occasioned by streaming from Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu:

I just realized why I can’t stand watching Breaking Bad or Battlestar Galactica. The premise of both is just “white people being miserable”

And Jeong cuts right to the core with her observations about the inexplicable slowing down of Moore’s Law:

oh man it’s kind of sick how much joy I get out of being cruel to old white men

Her remarks about the outsize influence of social media are as timely and trenchant as you can get:

Dumbass fucking white people marking up the Internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on fire hydrants

And here are some prescient words from Jeong on exciting new advances in DNA technology:

Are white people genetically predisposed to burn faster in the sun, thus logically being only fit to live underground like groveling goblins

So while some Nellie Negatives are accusing Jeong of “anti-white racism” and saying other mean things about her, I say that she is going to bring a deeply informed and sharply insightful approach to technological issues that will make the NYT editorial page sparkle even more brightly than the diamond that it already is.

Posted by Charlotte Allen